There
once was a proper young English miss named Alice Pleasance. She,
according to Lewis Carroll biographers, was the real-life inspiration
for a fictional Alice who tumbled down a rabbit hole and commenced a
tour of a riotous realm called Wonderland.
During
her wanderings, she encountered an egg named Humpty Dumpty and came
away with a memorable sound bite.
Declaimed
Mr. Dumpty, "When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to
mean - neither more nor less."