The Great Wall of Vagina

My girlfriend of two years had me help her download photos from her phone, and I found about two dozen close-ups of her private parts. She said she was “just curious.” Well, okay, but why not use a mirror? Besides, she’s in her 30s. Surely, she knows what her parts look like without a photo shoot. Do you think she took these to send to another guy?

Disturbed

Men aren’t used to women being preoccupied with their girl-parts. Even in Redneckville, you never see a woman hanging a rubber replica of hers off the back of her pickup.