STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
What a relief that Star Wars: The Force Awakens has finally opened. Now we can actually talk about it! Wasn't it amazing when the Stormtroopers collectively rebelled against their oppressors and found new careers as human bowling pins? And when George Lucas made a cameo as a Jawa? And when it was revealed that everything in the previous trilogy had only been an Ewok's dream? And ... .
Oh, sorry. Um ... . Spoiler alert?