"Happy Holidays, Shawn!"
"Happy Holidays to you, Mike. What do you need?"
"Well, for a change of pace, I thought I'd hand-deliver the next issue's What's Happenin' pages to you and your graphic-design interns! Hope you don't mind!"
"Uh ... well, no, but - ."
"As usual for our last issue of the year, we're devoting the What's Happenin' section to all of the information we have - as of press time - about what venues will be hosting bands or karaoke or DJs on December 31!"